Your Questions About Internet Business Ideas 2012

Sandy asks…

I’m thinking about running for President in 2012. Should I?

I have more common sense than all the idiots in Washington combined, they are all a bunch of lying, cheating thieves. I have several ideas about how I would run the country, and I will share them now.

– FOREIGN POLICY: There will BE NO foreign policy. America will mind its own business. Any company that wants to move its operations to God damn China or India will be put out of business by my government. There will be NO immigration, illegal or otherwise. America is for AMERICANS, people that aren’t Americans can go back where they came from and STAY THERE.

– The American people will be put to work. There won’t be any of this internet horseshit, people will be doing physical WORK, like digging potatoes and harvesting corn and paving roads and hauling fruits and vegetables to market and actually working like we did back in the 1950s.

– There won’t be no welfare for the colored folks and the foreigners. They’ll be working just like the rest of us. Anyone that doesn’t want to work will be put in jail until they decide to work. While in jail, they’ll be working, on chain gangs cleaning up garbage along the roadways.

– There will be no more political parties or any of this politics horseshit. If two men want to run for an office, they will announce their candidacy, and six weeks later there will be a debate. Then there will be an election. There will be no political advertisements and anyone who puts out ANY kind of commercial or political sign will be sentenced to 10 years hard labor in prison.

– These prisons will not be like holiday hotels anymore. Each prisoner will be housed in a cement block cell, six foot by six foot. It will contain a cot and a toilet which will also be used as a sink. Prisoners will be in their cells 24 hours a day, will be served two meals a day from crops grown on-site at the prison facility. There will be no arguments, anyone who argues with ANY prison official will be sentenced to 10 years in solitary confinement, which will be a four foot by four foot cell with no cot or toilet.

– Every young child that’s born will be issued a dog and a banjo that he must master the playing of before age 5. Special consideration will be given to any child that wants to play the fiddle.

– National Bed Time will be 9:00 PM (9:30 from June to August) and National Wake Time will be 5:30 AM (5:00 AM from June to August). Anyone who oversleeps will be sentenced to one day in jail for each minute of oversleep time and a hefty fine will be paid.

– These God damn oil companies will sell gas for $1 a gallon, and $1.50 for diesel fuel and the price will NOT change. These days of $600 million in profits are OVER.

– The national music will be COUNTRY, there will be none of this rap horseshit or any of that squalling music. ALL music that is not country or bluegrass or gospel will be outlawed and anyone playing it or producing it will be sentenced to 10 years in prison.

– Merle Haggard will be commissioned to sing the national anthem and that will be the official version of the song.

– Sports will be outlawed, of ALL kinds, because its a God damn waste of time and money that could be spent hoeing corn and digging potatoes. Them big, husky men that’s being athletes should be out doing a day’s work for a day’s pay.

These are a few of my ideas, so I am looking for some staff to join my CANNY FOR PRESIDENT 2012 campaign. Hit me up via email and we’ll get this grassroots campaign going. I really believe we can win this election and have a good, good country.

Jere answers:

If it was only that easy.

Lizzie asks…

What do you think would happen if this Monday every person in the LGBTQ Global community…?

My friend and I were talking about this “hypothetical situation” scenario yesterday. What do you think would happen if this Monday 1/9/2012 every person in the LGBTQ community decided not to go to work, school, use the internet or leave the house to buy anything? How much of an impact do you think this would have? Would some places, businesses and people be totally screwed? What are your ideas?

Jere answers:

The world would pretty much shut down if this would happen!
It’s be a great message for equality, but at the same time, it would be unfair to people who are vulnerable (such as patients in hospitals if all the doctors stayed home).
If there was a less extreme way to protest this, it would be fabulous. Like Occupy Wall Street did.

Jenny asks…

Graduate applying to RBS please look at my cv!?

Im applying for an associate position with RBS but I have no banking experience, please read my content and give feedback.

PERSONAL PROFILE
Graduate from Kingston University with a BA Hons in International Business. Zealous hands on all-rounder seeking a challenging role within the financial sector to gain experience and professionally progress.

EDUCATION
Sept 2005 – June 2009 Kingston University BA (Hons) International Business
Relevant module: Spanish, International Business & Institutions,
Accounting, International Marketing, Strategic
Management, Quantitative methods

Sept 2007- June 2008 Carlos III University, Madrid – 1 year study exchange in Business

Sept 2003 – July 2005 Richmond upon Thames College
A-level Sociology, Media, French

Sept 1998 – July 2003 Convent of Jesus and Mary
11 GCSE A-C in Mathematics, English Language GNVQ ICT & French

Employment history
Jan 2010 – Present WestFocus Entrepreneurship – Kingston University, London
Project Officer
Sept 2012 – present
• Management of entrepreneurship events and programmes.
• Preparation of offline & online marketing, regular e-newsletters
• Managing web-based databases, mailing list and social networking sites.
• Securing venues, catering, post event -review and PR.
• Overall management of logistics and itinerary.
• Recruited students through email, social networking sites and telephone
to participate in programmes.
• Duties also extended to Human Resource & budget management.

Volunteer Entrepreneurship Facilitator, Ethiopia
June 2010 – July 2010
• Facilitated entrepreneurship workshops in universities & business
centers within 4 cities in Ethiopia for up-to 200 students over one month.

Programme Administrator
Jan 2010 – Sept 2010
• Supported the academic director, and facilitators.
• Co-ordinated 6 student focused entrepreneurship programmes.
• Contact for networks along with diary management & logistics.

June 2010 – Present Save the Congo – Project Manager, London
• Secured funding & partnership for on the ground projects in the Congo.
• Management of all projects related to education, employment generation and enterprise development.
• Networking & relationship building for developing key partnerships.
• Coordinate fundraising assignments and budget management.

March 2010 – March 2012 Ballerz League – Freelance Event & Development Manager
• Managing all company projects whilst seeking new business development ideas.
• Creation of sponsorship proposals & packages in order to gain funding.
• Built event and budgeting plans; adjusting when necessary.

Sept 2009 – Sept 2010 Enfuse Youth – Freelance Communications & Project Manager
• Coordinated launch event at the Alexandra Palace to an audience of 70.
• Secured first client for the start up youth enterprise consultancy.
• Supported business growth via opportunity recognition for profit
and increasing clientele.
• Produced marketing objectives, policies & programs.
• Updated company accounts.

KEY SKILLS

I.T.
• Competent user of Microsoft office packages (Outlook, Word, Excel, PowerPoint).
• Internet and social networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter and Myspace.
• Loghos and Exact reservation booking system.

Other
• Excellent client-facing customer service with over 8 years experience.
• Studied improvised acting at the Sylvia Young Theatre School.
• Acquired strong organisational, management skills with the ability to multi-task and
prioritize workload under minimal supervision via employment & freelance projects.
• Developed leadership skills through enterprise project development, supervision of
Interns and voluntary work.
• Excellent verbal and non-verbal communication skills across a range of levels acquired
through academic and employment history.
• Personable with great people and social skills.

Additional Languages

• French – Advanced
• Spanish – Intermediate
• Lingala – Advanced

Jere answers:

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Mary asks…

Graduate applying to associate at RBS please look at my CV?